Thursday, April 25, 2013

Not the Best Cleaning Service

Y'all...I'd be careful if you're planning on hiring the Austin Glynn Cleaning Service...

I don't think I'd give him the best review on Angie's List...

"Hi! I'm Austin! I'm here to cwean for you! Got my broom and a smile and don't you worry, Mom.. I mean... yady.. just sit back and I'll do all the work!"

"Cheese-n-rice yady! Have you SEEN how filthy this floor this? Whaddya keep in here? CATTLE?? Where da heck is my Pine-Sol??"

"Let's go dog. I don't have all day, ya know. Hurry it up! I've gotta cwean!"

"Oh yeah, I can do this one-handed... no problem. Check out my skills, yady..."

"Um. I didn't do it. I mean, it just jumped out at me. I mean, I didn't see it. I mean, the garbage attacked me and I had to fight it off??"

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