...that the minute you start to your baby and both hands are engaged you will have the most wicked itch in your left ear. Then your scalp. Then your side.
....that your happily playing on the floor baby will start to fuss and cry the minute you decide to do something for yourself.. like eat or go to the bathroom.
....that the second you change your baby into his "nice" clothes for an outing he will have an epic puke.
....that the brand-new diaper you just put on him will be immediately filled with poop.
....that when you feel like you have finally figured out your baby and what he likes, his tastes will change.
....that the cool trick your baby has done for you dozens of times (like rolling over) will never happen in the presence of his Daddy or anyone else.
....that your baby will be described as an "angel", a "dream" and a "joy" by his daycare providers and you wonder who's kid they are actually talking about, because all you know is Fussy McFuss Pants.
...that you will turn into a "Mom" and plaster your desk with your baby's pictures and be able to talk endlessly about how cute he is.. even though you never thought you'd be that ooey-gooey.
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