You Know You Are a Mom When....

- You blow your nose on a breast pad because it's the only thing laying around.

- Showers suddenly become the most mind-blowing "just for me" 10 mins of your life. You finally get the significance of that lame "Calgon- Take me away!!!" slogan from the 80's.

- Your new perfume is Eau de Spit-up.

- You realize it is 4 pm and there is something you haven't done yet:
A) Brushed your teeth
B) Put on deodorant
C) Gotten out of your bathrobe
D) All of the above.
**Take a wild guess on which is the answer**

- You feel a wild sense of accomplishment if you get one task completed in a day.... like unloading the dishwasher.

- Your make-up starts to look foreign to you.... what are these strange pots of color, anyways??

-You have no idea what day it is... Wednesday? Sunday? Does it really matter?

- Your life becomes a game of "Choose Your Own Mis-Adventure"... Baby's asleep! Quick! What do you do??? Do you go into the kitchen to get something to eat, only to get half-way thru a bowl of cereal.... or do you pick up the house like a mad person... knowing it will just get messy again in an hour?

- You know you could kick any competition's butt in a "Get Shit Done One-Handed While Holding/Burping/Feeding A Newborn" contest.

And just because every blog needs a picture...

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